Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Personal Crisis, yo

Did y'all know that Orlando Bloom is my longtime boyfriend? You can imagine, then, why this report (and this one too) has made me seriously unhappy. Indeed, how can I be happy if the love of my love is cheating on me with a Victoria's Secret supermodel?
Ahhh, this is horrible, HORRIBLE!
When I first read about this agonizingly awful engagement I moooaned and said to my sister in a small voice, "Jessica? ... ... ... ORLANDO BLOOM IS ENGAAAAAAGED!" And promptly commenced weeping. Well, not really. But I certainly felt like it. How could he do this to me?

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